I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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