After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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