Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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Randomize