Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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