I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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