I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I need moral support for this bender
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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