No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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