She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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