We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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