i just had sex bonerless
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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