I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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