that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
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