Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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