Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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