you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize