I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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