new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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