Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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