I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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