is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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