i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
please come you make the beer taste better
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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