Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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