The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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