I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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