So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I have fence marks all over my body
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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