She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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