Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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