Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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