Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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