Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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