At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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