you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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