About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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