i barfeds in our rink
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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