I need help removing her.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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