She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
It was confusing and full of hummus
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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