It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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