Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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