Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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