I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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