Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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