Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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