Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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