fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
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Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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