Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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