All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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