those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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