I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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