he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
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Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Someone signed my nipple.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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