So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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